how i know i live in a college town

The graffiti in the bathroom at the local coffee shop (ok, the writing on the chalkboard in the bathroom of the local coffee shop) says "for god's sake don't just spellcheck, proofread!" This is also how I know what time of year it is. Clearly, all the grad student hipsters are doing their grading grading grading. Not me. I'm still writing writing writing.